Movie Reviews
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Episode 30: The VelociPastor (2017) Review
THEY’RE BACK! The besties reunite to watch and review a movie they’ve been saving just for you: THE VELOCIPASTOR.
The VelociPastor (2017)
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- Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&Ms
- Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Velocipastors
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Episode 29: Black Friday (2021) Review
As if they need any more reasons to careen down memory lane, Jill and Caryn watch their old crush Devon Sawa kick zombie butt in BLACK FRIDAY.
Black Friday (2021)
- Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese Shrimp
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Episode 28: Killer Sofa (2019) Review
Jill and Caryn recap and review a movie called KILLER SOFA, and doesn’t that just say it all?
Killer Sofa (2019)
- Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi Rolls
- Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer Sofas
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Episode 27: No One Gets Out Alive (2021)
Jill and Caryn win Netflix Roulette then recap and review NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE (2021).
No One Gets Out Alive (2021)
- Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese Wontons
- Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed Ghosts
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Episode 26: When a Stranger Calls (1979)
Jill, Caryn, and a very stubborn microphone recap and review the classic thriller WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979), the film which inspired the iconic opening for SCREAM. Sure, they might be biased because the main character has Jill’s name, but … Continue Reading “Episode 26: When a Stranger Calls (1979)”
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Episode 25: Scream (1996)
They’re back! Jill and Caryn return with one of their favorite slasher horror classics, SCREAM (1997).
Scream (1996)
- Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies
- Fright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you ask
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Episode 24: Don’t Knock Twice
Some fantastic scares and too much orange soda make it hard for Jill to concentrate on reviewing DON’T KNOCK TWICE (2016; Red & Black Films, Seymour Films). Caryn makes minimal attempts to rein in her co-host and accidentally pranks her … Continue Reading “Episode 24: Don’t Knock Twice”
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Episode 23: The Final Girls
Our hosts are utterly delighted by THE FINAL GIRLS (2015; Groundswell Productions, Studio Solutions, Ulterior Productions), but wish their mushroom pizza had been half as good as the movie.
The Final Girls (2015)
- Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut
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Episode 22: Doctor Sleep
Jill and Caryn are finally able to watch the adaptation of one of Caryn’s favorite books: DOCTOR SLEEP (2019; Warner Bros., Intrepid Pictures, Vertigo Entertainment). They’re not sure what they enjoyed more, their dinner or the movie, so they talk … Continue Reading “Episode 22: Doctor Sleep”
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Episode 21: Hell Fest
Sugared up and in the mood for a modern slasher, our hosts watch HELL FEST (2018; Tucker Tooley Entertainment, Ingenuity Studios (visual effects), Valhalla Motion Pictures). Jill finds it impossible to say the word “metal,” and Caryn finds it impossible … Continue Reading “Episode 21: Hell Fest”
