Movie Reviews
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Episode 10: It: Chapter Two
Jill and Caryn climb way up on a soapbox to talk about proper movie theater etiquette before diving into IT: CHAPTER TWO (2019; KatzSmith Productions, Lin Pictures, New Line Cinema, Rideback, Vertigo Entertainment) for an in-depth review and analysis.
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Episode 9: Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
Up too late and full of sugar, Jill and Caryn review DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (2010; Miramax (presents), FilmDistrict (in association with), Necropia, Gran Via, Tequila Gang) between bouts of giggles and memories of better Guy Pierce movies.… Continue Reading “Episode 9: Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark”
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Episode 8: Unfriended: Dark Web
Jill’s voice is adorably but painfully croaky, so the task of recapping UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB (2018; Bazelevs Production, Blumhouse Productions) falls to Caryn. Our hosts try to figure out exactly how the dark web works (surprise! they have no idea!) … Continue Reading “Episode 8: Unfriended: Dark Web”
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Episode 7: IT (2017)
In preparation for the second chapter of IT, Jill and Caryn re-watch and review IT (2017; New Line Cinema (presents), RatPac-Dune Entertainment (in association with), Vertigo Entertainment, Lin Pictures, KatzSmith Productions). It’s a story they’re intimately familiar with after watching … Continue Reading “Episode 7: IT (2017)”
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Episode 6: READY OR NOT
The lure of READY OR NOT (2019; Mythology Entertainment, Vinson Films) is too much to resist, so in a Scream Girl Squad first, Jill and Caryn go to an actual movie theater and review a brand-new film. Our hosts are … Continue Reading “Episode 6: READY OR NOT”
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Episode 5: SCHOOL SPIRIT
Jill and Caryn pay the price on a bad gamble with School Spirit (2019; Blumhouse Television, “Into the Dark” Episode 11) and end up reminiscing about their own school misadventures, as per usual.
SCHOOL SPIRIT (2019)
- Fun Rating: 1 (out
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Episode 4: THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA
Jill and Caryn recap and review a modern take on the classic Mexican horror story, The Curse of La Llorona (2019; Atomic Monster, New Line Cinema). Jill flexes her IMDB muscles and Caryn gets nuts with background theories.
THE CURSE … Continue Reading “Episode 4: THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA”
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Episode 3: THIR13EEN GHOSTS (2001)
Nostalgia gets the better of Jill and Caryn, prompting them to re-watch and review Thirteen Ghosts (2001; Warner Bros., Columbia Pictures, Dark Castle Entertainment, 13 Ghosts Productions Canada Inc.). The realization that this film is 18 years old transforms our … Continue Reading “Episode 3: THIR13EEN GHOSTS (2001)”
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Episode 2: STRANGER THINGS (SEASON 3)
Jill and Caryn beat the summer heat by recapping and reviewing season three of Stranger Things (Netflix, 21 Laps Entertainment, Monkey Massacre) and remembering the many ways they managed to muck up their early romances.
STRANGER THINGS, SEASON 3
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Episode 1: PET SEMATARY (2019)
In the first official episode of Scream Girl Squad, Jill, Caryn, and Caryn’s cats review Pet Sematary (2019, Alphaville Films, Di Bonaventura Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Room 101) and only mis-pronounce John Lithgow’s name 86 times.
PET SEMATARY
- Fun Rating: 4
